Monday, April 30, 2007

Ray

I don't think anything needs to be said about this movie, except for probably an apology for catching up on it after 3 years.

Bheja Fry


Simply mind blowing :-) The narrative is very tight, the script is superb and let's say everyone except Ranvir Shorey is a pleasure to watch :-)

Have to watch this one to experience "Bheja Fry". Some of the moments will stay for long with you all and will become part of lingua franca. Can't forget the "Tharki" scene from the movie..

Sideways


one of the rare movies that absorbes you in the plot and characters and makes you feel one with them, there is no one larger than life, but both the leads are trying to come to terms with life. Two unlikely friends, go on a wine tasting trip for a week, before one of them gets married.

Miles (Paul Giamatti) is a sensitive writer, who has been trying very hard to get published, the shadow of his failed marriage and love with his ex wife, looms large on his psyche and even after 2 years he is unwilling to move on, in fact he has lost the want to move on, he is caught in his litost and celebrates it.

Jack (Thomas Haden Church), is an actor, who is finding the mid-life a bit tough since his acting career never took off as it was supposed to take off, he is getting married to some money bag and it is the most important thing to have happened to him, but he wants to have one last week of prolonged philandering, before he gives up his freedom and settles down.


Miles is depressed and Jack is desperate and together they make a hilarious set, trying to come to terms with life on their own terms.


It is a heartwarming movie that makes you see the irony and pain of life, through subtle humour.


A must see

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

useless trivia

  1. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
  2. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
  3. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.
  4. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
  5. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
  6. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.
  7. In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.
  8. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
  9. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
  10. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
  11. The word "maverick" came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle. Eventually any unbranded calf became known as a Maverick.
  12. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
  13. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.
  14.  An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
  15. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
  16. A "jiffy" is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
  17. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
  18.  If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
  19. A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
  20. In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.
  21. If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.
  22. Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers.
  23. There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal.
  24. In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand.
  25. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
  26. At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.
  27. In "Silence of the Lambs", Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.
  28. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself.
  29. The "if" and "then" parts of conditional ("if P then Q") statement are called the protasis (P) and apodosis (Q).
  30. Only female mosquitoes bite.
  31. Most household dust is made of dead skin cells.
  32. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel.
  33. There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today.

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Wedding Crashers...


Some really funny moments, some hilarious chemistry and same old cliche of falling in love and relinquishing the mindless chase, to bed as many women as you can. All in all a good time pass.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

V For Vendetta


Just finished watching "V for Vendetta", Yes I know I am pretty late in catching up the said movie, but better late than never.

I really liked the movie, I am a sucker for these kind of larger than life movies, that make me forget everything else and make me believe for sometime that all humanity can unite for a cause, that freedom and liberty can rule and that all we need is one superhero to set the world right :-)

Wish I was that superhero.....

but I would have been a real evil one i guess.

Anyway I loved the movie, I remember watching Star wars "Phantom Menace" when i was in college, I picked up a tube light from my room (to be precise Tyagi's room) and went down to Raju's canteen, feeling like a Jedi Knight, yes movies do that to me, that is why I want to make movies, movies are my life.

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Monday, April 23, 2007

Allure of solitude lies in it being perennial

I walk towards the golden sunset again
tired and unwilling to go on
have walked enough to know the futility of it all
have seen enough to have the want to shut out
have been a vagabond all my life
no place to call home
no place to seek solace
sought solace is all trivialities i could engage
now I have run out of  destinations
I have run out of reason
just want to lie back and go to sleep
Dreams please don't trouble me again
hopes please don't shower yourself unto me
Woods are peaceful
mountain is senile
flowers are beautiful
soon, just wait
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

nothing to say

Want to post something but nothing comes to my mind, I have sort of gone blank, does it mean I don't have anythign to say anymore?? Or is this a pointer that I am too absorbed in my own world. But even on personal front i find nothing to say, nothing worth saying, nothing that has not been put down already. things have not changed. Have they stagnated then??
 
Watched Bheja-Fry this Sunday, and I must say i loved the movie.

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Monday, April 16, 2007

I didn't know the height to which i would rise
I didn't know the depth to which i would fall
didn't know what i felt and how intensely
didn't know if I would cope up or languish
didn't know if hate will ruin the love or love will win
didn't know what hit me when it hit me
don't know if i truly understand it even now

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Crazy dream

In a strange land, where time moves is circles
they rear them everyday, everyday is the same
animals, some you have seen, some unseen
humans, some you know of, some you don't
with dawn they are all born,
and vanish with dusk
each one is an incarnation of truth
lost long ago someplace
 
as the day progresses
you see the safari as never seen before
animals don't know their character
beasts are docile, bovines are aggressive
in a world gone Topsy-turvy
rhinoceros are playful of all
they let you bathe them, they let you be close
all humans have plastic smiles
I recognize a few faces here
but most of them don't register
 
It feels I have woken up from deep slumber
for i think something is wrong
as the evening approaches
all are ushered into big bath chambers
where they are washed away 
i see the man opposite me
scars appear on his face
his face starts to melt
his legs give way
but he doesn't feel the pain
he is a lump of mass now
but i can still make out the hint of a grin
 
now it is my turn
and I am not too sure
i feel my skin splitting open
but there is no pain
I rejoice in the pouring liquid
and forget everything about the day
days are the same here
and it is an eternity we have lived
 
but now i question it
why, i am not sure
I think i remember yesterday
i think i remember the time going in circles
i think i understand what is happening
i think i have seen the pattern
I pat the rhino again
steer clear from the bovines
i stand on the same balcony
overlooking the mayhem below
i feel the discontent rising in me
i feel it has to end
 
come evening and the same ritual ensues
humans first take all the animals to wash
and then line up for the ritual bath
I am not too keen this time around
and i desecrate the age old wisdom of the land
i somehow keep away
and watch as others get lost
i feel my skin getting stretched and parched
 
 
I see some folks now
they bring me a liquid to apply
i put it on my body and am as good as new
they take me with them to a different land
and let me wander there
 
this land is a bit different
the time still goes in circles
but this time people persist
they are so many of them here
all alike, all image of one another
they walk as the sun goes up
they all seem happy
i see familiar faces now
I think i remember these faces
from a different life time
I walk along with them
but something is still wrong
none of them knows, why they are here
they say they are going for a ritual wash
this time they don't melt
with eyes glazed they come out
and meet me for the first time again
 
time goes round in circles here too
and I have to look for a way out.


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Monday, April 9, 2007

all fools day at Gmail

Google guys know for sure how to go about "All fools day"
check this out if you are not convinced, I am not sure how many of the guys kept looking for "Paper Archive" button.
 

Annie's Song - John Denver

You fill up me senses like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime, like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert, like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up my senses come fill me again.

Come let me love you, let me give my life to you
Let me drown in your laughter, let me die in your arms
Let me lay down beside you, let me always be with you
Come let me love you, come love me again.


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Interesting :-)

After being hassled for I don't know how long I decided to check out Fropper.com.
so I sign in and all that stuff and finally go to their relationship tab and after signing up, i am shown this disclaimer of sorts.
I found it hilarious, I am sure these guys are just trying to save their ass proactively from Indian judiciary :-)
 
Important Note
As a married person you are allowed to use Fropper Relationships for friendship only. This site is not meant to encourage and / or promote illicit sexual relations or extra marital affairs.

If Fropper.com discovers or becomes aware that any member is using this site to promote or engage or indulge in illicit sexual relations or extra marital affairs his/ her membership will be terminated forthwith without any refund and without any liability to Fropper.com.

Fropper.com's discretion to terminate shall be final and binding.

If the above is not acceptable, please write to customer care and cancel your membership/profile.


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Dead man walking

go sleep, where i entombed thee
don't wake up and walk
haunting everyone you come across
go lie down in that beautiful coffin
don't stray and seek anymore
you are dead now
and dead are not supposed to walk
you still feel, you say
you might have a soul, you muse
all your feelings are dead
and your soul is lost
don't become walking dead
lie down in that crypt of yours
you don't have a heart that beats anymore
you are but a corpse
and no one can love a corpse
don't try to find solace
you are damned for eternity
come to terms with the rot
no, you cannot smell the stench
you don't have any senses anymore
go back to the world of dead
and be there, even if you are awake
ponder over what went wrong?
no you cannot feel the rage
rage is a feeling too
an no, you cannot change death
even if it happened when you least desired
dead you are so remain dead
don't talk about anguish
don't think about pain
there is no point of remorse
yes you are lonely my dear
how cannot you be, you are dead.
 


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Thursday, April 5, 2007

What should one say when things go out of hand and nothing seems right?
Chill, this is not the end of the world. There is no way of knowing how life would have turned out if you wouldn't have lived it, and this is the only way it would have turned out. No point going back and question anything.

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