Blind Pilot
All passengers were in the gate area waiting for an Air Jamaica
flight to depart.
Suddenly the Co-pilot arrived, impeccably dressed in his uniform,
wearing dark glasses and with a white cane finding his way to the
gate. The airline flight attendant explained to the passengers, that
although he is blind, he is the best co-pilot in the company.
Later, the Pilot arrived, also impeccably dressed in his uniform,
dark glasses and a white cane, and he is being assisted by two flight
attendants. The representative in charge at the waiting area assured
all passengers that although the Pilot is blind, he is the best pilot
in the company, and together with the Co-pilot, they make the best
experienced team in the cockpit.
With everyone on board, the plane start speeding on the runway,
increasing the speed more and more. The passengers are terrorized by
now. The plane keeps increasing the speed but does not take off; it
continues the run but stays on the ground. The end of the runway gets
closer and closer, and in an explosion of general hysteria the
passengers start screaming as if they are possessed.
At that very moment the plane miraculously lifted off. The Pilot
calmly turns to the Co-pilot" and said: Any day di passenger dem no
scream....wi salt!!!
Translation: "Any day the passengers do not scream ...we are
screwed!!!